A new website called Michael Phelps Facts has popped up on the web (6 days ago) and takes a Chuck Norris-like stance on many impossible things. For example:

• When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn’t making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.
• If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.
• Michael Phelps doesn’t need to walk on water — he can fly through it.

(via tw2113 in #fedora-art)